Does your cup runneth under?
You know you might be a pessimist if any of the following are true:
1. The proverbial "glass half full" sounds like a lot more than your cup ever holds.
2. Everybody else's glass is prettier than yours.
3. Your glass is a chipped jam jar.
4. Your glass is 1/3 full of 2 day old water.
5. You caught the cat drinking out of it.
6. It was only tap water, not even purified. It probably has lead in it.
7. Somebody should care enough to bring you something decent.
8. You could get up and get it yourself, but you're too tired because you've been pouring water for everyone else ALL day.
3 comments:
My pessimistic self was able to get a good chuckle- And, yes, I do know that my cup does run over, even if it is only a jelly jar! At least it is a cup that holds something.
Hahahahaha....
Okay. Start salting your hat. I loved your blog about pessimism. Now do one on optimism!!
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